After what seemed like an eternity, the 57th Annual GRAMMY Awards are finally over.
We shimmed with
, gasped at
idea of a joke
, and basked in the glory of
. Even though we finally have the
full list of winners
who dominated the music world this past year — we're still left with 29 very important questions that desperately need answers.
1. Was Paul McCartney’s mic even on during his alleged trio with Rhianna and Kanye West?
2. Did they use the same gospel choir in each performance or was there a whole army of singers backstage?
3. Why was Rihanna dressed like she was a contestant on
Toddlers and Tiaras?
4. Do you think Pharrell's hat maker is crying in a corner somewhere? (We miss you, giant Vivienne Westwood hat!)
5. Was anyone not crying after Common and John Legend's performance?
6. Did anyone figure out why Pharrell was dressed like bell-boy?
7. Did Taylor Swift steal Sam Swift as her friend after he was caught cozying up to Katy Perry at the VMAs?
8. Did Jamie Foxx's daughter ever figure out who AC/DC is?
9. Does Tony Bennett think those AC/DC boys have a future in the music business?
10. What did Kanye West and Taylor swift talk about while posing for photos?
11. Why was almost every song a ballad? Yawn…
12. Why did Madonna make Miley Cyrus call her a bitch?
13. Is Ed Sheeran out of Taylor’s friend circle after that John Mayer performance?
14. Was Paul McCartney out of it for the entire show?
15. Did Ryan Seacrest betray
American Idol by introducing two judges from The Voice?
16. What did Rihanna and Blue Ivy chat about backstage?
18. Just how many wildly-talented friends does Taylor Swift have?
19. Is Beck upset Kanye didn't actually "pull a Kanye" and take his mic?
20. Does Nicole Kidman secretly prefer the GRAMMYs over the Oscars? And is she OK with Keith Urban’s man ponytail?
21. Did Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin car pool to the Grammys?
23. Who were those shadows behind Katy Perry's performance and will they haunt our dreams tonight?
24. Does this Beyonce performance prove once and for all that Queen B is an angel sent from heaven?
25. Was that actually Sia singing in the corner?
26. Why wasn’t Kristen Wiig in all of the performances?
27. Are people still wondering who Beck is?
28. How did they trick Prince into presenting Album of the Year, when he clearly was expecting Beyonce to win?
29. Will Taylor Swift ever get tired of dancing in the aisles?
Well actually, we know the answer to that one: NO