Though Chrissy Teigen shows plenty of cleavage in her new bikini photo shoot for Esquire
magazine's September issue, what she actually wants to discuss is her butt.
Though plenty of women would kill for Chrissy's supermodel physique, the Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, 28, says she's not a fan of her derriere.
"I didn't know butts were a thing until I was twenty-three. Then came Jennifer Lopez and people were like, 'That butt is great.' Now you have to have a butt. It sucks for me," she admits. "I have a little half-Asian butt, and the more I work out, the more I try to get it bigger, it's just going to get flatter and harder."
Chrissy, who's become famous for her hilarious tweets -- such as classic burns like this one
to Donald Trump, "I literally pose half naked for a living and u are still the biggest attention whore I know" -- also reflects on her social media popularity in the new interview.
"I'm much nicer in person than on Twitter," she says.
But as always, she remains brutally blunt. For example, behold her take on cats.
"People love to say, 'My cat is great. He's just like a dog.' I always think, Well, get a f*cking dog!" she muses, before giving spewing out this gem on why loves Del Taco, but not so much Chipotle.
"If I'm going to eat fast food, I'm going to McDonald's. I don't need to pretend."
... Never change, Chrissy!