FASHION

Every Single Outfit Taylor Swift Wears in Her 'Blank Space' Video

by John Boone 12:45 PM PST, November 10, 2014
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Taylor Swift released her “Blank Space” music video this morning and it’s basically a big, huge F.U. to...everyone. All the boys she’s dated. The people who have a problem with her writing songs about the boys she’s dated. Katy Perry?

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We see what you did there, Taylor.

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And it’s one biiiig F.U. to that shady queen Aretha Franklin. When the Wall Street Journal asked Aretha her opinion of Taylor, she said, “Great gowns, beautiful gowns.

Well this video features enough great gowns, beautiful gowns to make you go:

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Anyway, on to the outfits. Pay attention, Franklin:

Outfit #1:

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What’s She Wearing: What looks like lingerie, but like, fancy lingerie? Maybe a lace slip sort of situation? With feathers?
Would Aretha Approve? No, Aretha would say this is not a great gown, beautiful gown.

Outfit #2:

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What’s She Wearing: A Beyoncé dress.
Would Aretha Approve? Yes, Aretha would love this great gown, beautiful gown.

Outfit #3:

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What’s She Wearing: A floor-length, beaded gown that would win first place in any Downton Abbey cosplay contest.
Would Aretha Approve? Yes, Aretha would love this great gown, beautiful gown.

Outfit #4:

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What’s She Wearing: A disco ball.
Would Aretha Approve? Yes, Aretha would love this great gown, beautiful gown.

Outfit #5:

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What’s She Wearing: A collared blouse with matching lipstick.
Would Aretha Approve? Aretha would need a better look at the entire outfit before deciding.

Outfit #6:

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What’s She Wearing: A black, draped dress with sheer panels. But actually, can we talk about the tailoring on that tuxedo? And that cape? So chic! Taylor should have taken that cape for herself. Hashtag regrets. Hashtag hindsight is 20/20.
Would Aretha Approve? Yes, Aretha would love this great gown, beautiful gown.

Outfit #7:

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What’s She Wearing: An adorable little cocktail dress covered in glittery bows.
Would Aretha Approve? Yes, Aretha would love this great gown, beautiful gown.

Outfit #8:

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What’s She Wearing: High-wasted purple shorts and a cream-colored top that has to be from Anthropologie. This outfit is from Anthropologie, isn’t it?
Would Aretha Approve? No. Aretha does not shop at Anthropologie.

Outfit #9:

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What’s She Wearing: The winning design from a Project Runway unconventional materials challenge where the designers had to take all their materials from a flower shop. Taylor was the guest judge and promised to wear the winning look in her next music video. The designers gasped.
Would Aretha Approve? Yes, Aretha would love this great gown, beautiful gown.

Outfit #10:

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What’s She Wearing: A WASPy, striped dress that would be perfect for a barbeque, but a barbeque where everything is catered so you don’t actually have to do any of the cooking.
Would Aretha Approve? Aretha would think this is cute, but not a great gown, beautiful gown.

Outfit #11:

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What’s She Wearing: A midriff-baring sweater set with plaid capris.
Would Aretha Approve? No.

Outfit #12:

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What’s She Wearing: Like, a 1950’s bathing suit.
Would Aretha Approve? No.

Outfit #13:

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What’s She Wearing: A dress someone would wear in a Revenge promo, probably.
Would Aretha Approve? Yes, Aretha would love this great gown, beautiful gown.

Outfit #14:

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What’s She Wearing: A blue sheath dress.
Would Aretha Approve? Aretha would be on the fence about whether this technically counts as a great gown, beautiful gown. She would think it is nice, but that it is not technically a gown.

Outfit #15:

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What’s She Wearing: A cougarific leopard-print dress, belted at the waist. With leopard print heels, obv.
Would Aretha Approve? No, Aretha would not think this is a great gown, beautiful gown.

Outfit #16:

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What’s She Wearing: A white sheath dress.
Would Aretha Approve? Aretha would wonder if this was the same outfit as #14 and would be confused when you told her that, no, it is not.

Outfit #17:

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What’s She Wearing: Another black dress.
Would Aretha Approve? Yes, Aretha would love this great gown, beautiful gown too.

Outfit #18:

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What’s She Wearing: A crop top and matching skirt. A golf club.
Would Aretha Approve? Never.

Outfit #19:

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What’s She Wearing: Like a bougie horse riding uniform, but with non-regulation gloves that would get her disqualified from any horse riding competition.
Would Aretha Approve? No. Aretha does not approve of pants.

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