The Olsen Twins' Holiday Gift Guide Is Every Bit as Weird and Crazy Expensive as You Think

by Antoinette Bueno 8:53 AM PST, November 26, 2014
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What do you get the twins that have everything?

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen give their fans a hint with a new holiday gift guide they put together for Elle magazine -- a list that gives Goop's Gwyneth Paltrow a run for her money when it comes to curating the most expensive, non-practical items you can find.

The twins solely pick items you can buy in person at their brand The Row's new flagship shore on Melrose Place in Los Angeles, and EVERY SINGLE ITEM is "price upon request."

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Clearly, the Olsen twins' taste don't come cheap.

The five carefully chosen items Mary-Kate and Ashley would love underneath their Christmas tree include a "Rare Vintage Van Cleef Lighter," "Vintage Cartier Playing Cards," "Palo Santo Smudge Stick Bundles," "The Row Cashmere Scarves," and "Handmade Enzo Bonafe for The Row Women’s Belts."

Photo: The Row
Photo: The Row
Photo: The Row

Judging from the fact that a plain gray "Louis Cashmere Scarf" from The Row retails for $750, we can only guess what the five items cost all together.

Interestingly enough, Gwyneth put $85 Hermes playing cards on her Goop gift guide last year, and put Hermés' $125 "Myths & Constellations Cards"(an Hermes card game to play with seven families) on her guide this year.

... Millionaires think alike?

"We picked pieces that could be purchased for both men and women," Ashley explains of their collection.

"The holiday season can be hectic," Mary-Kate adds. "We wanted to create a peaceful space for our clients to do all of their holiday shopping at once."

... We should all be so lucky!

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Check out the Olsen twins in all their awkward glory playing a game of "Her or Me" on The Ellen DeGeneres Show in the video below.