Dearest Fergie, I have two things I want you to know: 1. I would like to explore a much deeper friendship with your husband Josh - camping trip anyone? And 2. Your vintage-style gown at the Met Ball made you look, er, vintage! That chaste gown was soooo Victorian era! And it looked like it swallowed you whole. My rabbi's wife wears more revealing clothes! P.S. I love and respect you, I really do! Yours, Cojo