Dearest Ferg, Since your "outfits" always seem to say so much, allow moi
to take a crack at your latest clothing catastrophe: 1. You are
modeling the new dog harness and carrier-in-one by Pour La Pooch 2. You
are wearing a kinky maid uniform for your job interview with Arnold
Schwarzenegger. I will bet my 18K gold-plated blower it's number 2! Love
ya, Cojo