It just pains your highly sensitive Cojo to see the fabulous Nicole Kidman in a dress that looks a lot like my final assignment in quilting class. Help, I feel like I'm trapped inside the International Silks & Woolens store and have fallen into a notions bin. Even worse, looks like Kidman has allowed velveteen to caress her porcelain skin. Yes, you read correctly VELVETEEN as in imitation velvet!!!!!!! I don't know if I should have a strong cocktail or move up the date for my next electric shock treatment?!!!