Not to worry, the ink is (probably) fake.
James Franco's new tattoo has us feeling awfully 'spicous.
The 37-year-old proudly showed off some fresh pop culture ink on his Instagram account, revealing a neck tattoo in Emma Watson's likeness. "I <3 Hermione," the caption reads.
Franco's affections for Watson are unsurprising (the two memorably shared the screen in 2013's This Is the End), but that neck tatt definitely is. Not to worry, though -- it looks like this ink is actually the result of some skilled photoshopping.
Franco credits the image to artist Cheyenne Randall, whose Instagram account is filled with digitally altered, tattooed versions of Hollywood figures.
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In fact, this isn't even the first time that Randall has photoshopped a beautiful woman on to Franco's neck.
Earlier this month, Franco celebrated his very own bar mitzvah with a little help from Seth Rogen and Miley Cyrus. Check out the wild party in the video below.