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The 25 Best Quotes From 'When Harry Met Sally'

Behold, 25 of our favorite When Harry Met Sally quotes!

1. "I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." -Harry's epic declaration of love

2. "Nothing. Its just that all men are sure it never happened to them and all women at one time or other have done it so you do the math." -Sally on faking orgasms

3. "I'll have what she's having." -Rob Reiner's mother reacting to Sally's faked orgasm

4. "Baby fish mouth!" -The best Pictionary guess ever courtesy of Jess

5. "What I'm saying is--and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form--is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way." -Harry exlaining his entire philosophy to Sally

6. "You look like a normal person but actually you are the angel of death." -Sally to Harry

7. "When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side." - Harry explaining his dark side

8. "All I'm saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry. And if you don't get him first, somebody else will, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband." -Marie on the difficulty of being single

9. "It is so nice when you can sit with someone and not have to talk." -Harry trying to break the awkwardness with Sally

10. "Harry, you might not believe this, but I never considered not sleeping with you a sacrifice." -Oh snap! Good one, Sally

11. "You made a woman meow?!" -Jess reacting to Harry's latest sex story

12. "You take someone to the airport, its clearly the beginning of the relationship. That's why I have never taken anyone to the airport at the beginning of a relationship. Because eventually things move on and you don't take someone to the airport and I never wanted anyone to say to me, How come you never take me to the airport anymore?" -Pro relationship tips from Harry

13. "No one has ever quoted me back to me before." -Jess to Marie during the beginning of their courtship

14. "You see? That is just like you, Harry. You say things like that, and you make it impossible for me to hate you." - Sally after Harry's declaration of love

15. "There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance." -Harry explaining women to Sally

16. "All this time I've been saying that he didn't want to get married. But the truth is he didn't want to marry me. He didn't love me." -Sally sobbing after she finds out her ex is engaged

17. "Six years later you find yourself singing Surrey with a fringe on top in front of Ira!" -Harry after running into Helen

18. "You are a human affront to all women and I am a woman." -Sally reacting to Harry leaving women he just slept with

19. "But I'd like the pie heated and I don't want the ice cream on top I want it on the side and I'd like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it if not then no ice cream just whipped cream but only if it's real if it's out of a can then nothing." -Sally's crazy ordering

20. "Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount." -Harry's recurring sex dream

21. "What they could do to make it easier is combine the two. You know, Mr. Kline died yesterday, leaving behind a wife, two children, and a spacious three bedroom apartment with a wood burning fireplace." -Harry on the difficulty of finding an apartment in NYC

22. "Because of God." -Sally of why they don't make Sunday in the days of the week underpants

23. "A Sheldon can do your income taxes, if you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man... but humpin' and pumpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name. 'Do it to me Sheldon, you're an animal Sheldon, ride me big Shel-don.' Doesn't work." -Harry not believing Sally had good sex with Sheldon

24. "You know, you may be the first attractive woman I've not wanted to sleep with in my entire life." -Harry to Sally

25. "No one thinks he's ever gonna leave her." -Everybody to Marie when she talks about the married man she's sleeping

What's your favorite When Harry Met Sally quote?!

Tags: Meg Ryan

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