11 Times the New 'Avengers: Age of Ultron' Trailer Made Being Bad Look So Good

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Those generous superheroes at Marvel -- we’re talking about Joss Whedon and Kevin Fiege, not any of their actual superhumans with superpowers -- have debuted a new trailer for Avengers: Age of Ultron. And it’s packed with new footage: Hulkbuster! Longing looks between Black Widow and the Hulk! More witty banter than you can handle!
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The number one thing this trailer does? It makes being bad look oh so good.
1. Because you get to sit on a literal throne. When’s the last time any of the Avengers got to do that? Even Thor (Chris Hemsworth) didn’t get to sit on the throne in Asgard.
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2. And you get to look all badass recharging yourself. Or whatever this is.
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3. While heroes like Captain America (Chris Evans) have to feel guilty, remorseful, and all around down in the dumps about any bad thing that happens--
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4. You mostly just get to f*ck things up--
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5. With your awesome evil superpowers.
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6. You get minions to do your evil bidding.
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Enter Scarlet Witch (Elizabeth Olsen) and Quicksilver (Aaron Taylor-Johnson).
7. Who will use their mind control powers:
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8. And their (awesome CGI!) super speed:
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9. And will do all of the aforementioned f*cking up of things that you don’t have time to do yourself.
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It’s called delegating.
10. When all else fails, you summon your army of evil robots.
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11. Nothing can stop you now.
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How do we enlist in Ultron’s army? Then again, this does look fun too:
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#Squad
The trailer also gives us our first look at Paul Bettany as Vision:
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COOL! Marvel’s Avengers: Age of Ultron hits theaters May 1.
Find out how you can hang out with RDJ at the Avengers premiere: