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Let's Count All the Abs on the New 'Magic Mike XXL' Poster

by Alex Ungerman 5:59 PM PDT, May 21, 2015
Photo: Warner Bros.

This is just ABSurd!

Magic Mike XXL is out July 1, and the new poster for the movie just gives the people even more of what they want.

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SO. MANY. AAAAABS.

Upon first viewing we thought the new poster featured infinite abs. Knowing this is impossible, we decided to dig deeper and do a complete abnalysis of the new poster. Here are our conclusions.

Matt Bomer: 7 abs.

This could be an angles thing, but we do not observe a total symmetry of abs.

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Channing Tatum: 4 abs.

Magic Mike is sideways, because we can't see all of the abs until we've damn well earned it. In the theater. On July 1.

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Joe Manganiello: 8 abs.

Sofia Vergara's fiance has the clearest observable cut.

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Kevin Nash: 4.5 abs.

GIVE US A BREAK! THIS IS HARD.

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Adam Rodriguez: 6 abs.

Solid 6-pack, Adam.

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Total: 29.5 abs

We're sure the Magic Mike XXL marketing team is PRETTY PLEASED with themselves.

(Thank you we are eternally grateful.)

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Now, here's how the XXL cast got in shape for the movie. Watch below.

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