Chris Pratt is going on the offensive just in case his Jurassic World press tour gets, well, offensive.
"I want to make a heartfelt apology for whatever it is I end up accidentally saying during the forthcoming #JurassicWorld press tour," Pratt, 35, wrote on his Facebook page on Friday. "I hope you understand it was never my intention to offend anyone and I am truly sorry. I swear. I'm the nicest guy in the world. And I fully regret what I (accidentally will have) said in (the upcoming foreign and domestic) interview(s)."
Having gone through the junket ringer last year promoting Marvel blockbuster Guardians of the Galaxy, Pratt knows first-hand how exhaustion can (and likely will) lead to unintentionally offensive slips of the tongue.
"I am not in the business of making excuses. I am just dumb. Plain and simple. I try. I REALLY try!" the actor continues. "When I do (potentially) commit the offensive act for which I am now (pre) apologizing you must understand I (will likely have been) tired and exhausted when I (potentially) said that thing I (will have had) said that (will have had) crossed the line."
Known as a prankster from his days on the Parks and Recreation set, Pratt admits in his hilarious pre-apology that anything offensive he might do will likely be in service of cracking up the press and crew.
"Those rooms can get stuffy and the hardworking crews putting these junkets together need some entertainment! (Likely) that is who I was trying to crack up when I (will have had) made that tasteless and unprofessional comment," he assures. "Trust me. I know you can't say that anymore. In fact in my opinion it was never right to say the thing I definitely don't want to but probably will have said. To those I (will have) offended please understand how truly sorry I already am."
Pratt’s even got a catchy name lined up for his faux pas-to-be!
"I am fully aware that the subject matter of my imminent forthcoming mistake, a blunder (possibly to be) dubbed 'JurassicGate' is (most likely) in no way a laughing matter," he concludes. "To those I (will likely have had) offended rest assured I will do everything in my power to make sure this doesn't happen (again)."