After weeks of teases, Rihanna's "Bitch Better Have My Money" video is here, and it’s even more bonkers than anyone could have imagined.
The totally NSFW video follows RiRi and her girl gang as they kidnap a wealthy woman, the wife of her no-good accountant (a.k.a. the titular "Bitch," played by Hannibal star Mads Mikkelsen). The singer makes good on the lyric "Your wife in the backseat of my brand new foreign car," and then some, as their victim is locked in a trunk that the girls strap in the back of their old-school convertible.
Rihanna and her posse take their sweet time on their torturous road trip, stringing the woman up in an abandoned barn, nearly drowning her in a pool, even taking a spin on a lavish yacht, before they return their victim home and get to exacting bloody revenge on the accountant. The video ends on a shot of RiRi lighting a spliff as she lies on a trunk full of cash, drenched in blood.
The moral of the story? If you owe Rihanna money, give it back to her now.