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Is Steve Martin tweeting his thoughts while serving as a juror? Not really. But the 'Pink Panther' star is reeling off a series of satirical "reports from jury duty," playing the role of an attention-deficit juror who's interested in anything but the task at hand.
"REPORT FROM JURY DUTY: Defendant's hair looking very Conan-y today. GUILTY," Martin jokes in one tweet.
Another gem goes: "REPORT FROM JURY DUTY: Finally, jurors are deliberating. I'm bored, so I'm making a list of my films in order of greatness."
The funny punch line goes: "REPORT FROM JURY DUTY: Uh oh. Jury foreman mixed up verdict with my greatest film list. Read out three film titles and judge booed."
"Serious note," Martin adds. "I actually will be on jury duty soon. I urge every citizen to experience it. I've never not been moved by the system."