A Shore Thing? Excerpts from Snooki's New Book Revealed
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Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi took some time out of her party schedule to write about her exploits, and some excerpts from this "pouf" fiction have hit the Internet.
The reality star's fictional book A Shore Thing isn't too far off from what is seen on her hit MTV show. Some quips were obtained by the New York Post, one of which she writes: "Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky."
It's no secret that Snooki and her "Jersey Shore" co-star Jenni "JWoww" Farley were interested in "gorilla juiceheads" and Snooki's character in her book seems to share that adoration. "Yum. Johnny Hulk tasted like fresh gorilla," she writes. "Any juicehead will get some nut shrinkage. And bacne. They fly into a 'roid rage, it is a 'road' 'roid rage."
Another excerpt reads, "He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face."
The narrator also seems pretty confident, with one of the excerpts found on the Post reading, "I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my family, my friends, my job, my boss. And I love my body, especially the badonk."
Snooki's book A Shore Thing was released today.
