For better or worse, a little girl is about to get "Snookified," and we've got the video.
Snooki's willing subject? Young Jessica.
"So we're going to start off with the bronzer. The bronzer is the most essential thing to being a Guida," Snooki explains between brush strokes to Jessica's face. "You don't want to make yourself look too orange, but you want to look tan at the same time."
A smattering of blush, some pink lipstick ("because boys love pink," Snooki says), and a hairspray soaked "poof" later, the reality star declares her young charge "Snookified."
"You look fabulous and bangin'," Snooki compliments Jessica. Watch the video and see if you agree!