Channel 16 News in Scranton, Pennsylvania might have stumbled upon the best interview ever when they met Noah Ritter at the Wayne County Fair.
Some things you should know about Noah:
"Apparently I've never been on live television before."
ON THE STATE OF BROADCAST JOURNALISM
"Apparently sometimes I don't watch the news because I'm a kid and apparently... Grandpa just gives me the remote after we watch the Powerball."
ON THE RIDES AT WAYNE COUNTY FAIR
"Well it was great. Because apparently you were spinning around, and apparently every time you get dizzy."
"Apparently I already went down the super slide... I was scared HALF TO DEATH!"
AND REALLY, HE PROMISES
"And I've never EVER been on live television."
(Confession: We're not sure we believe him)
Just watch the video, it's endlessly adorable, and Noah pretty much crushes it in his television debut. Apparently.