This Disney Wedding Cake Is the Most Insane Thing We’ve Ever Seen

by John Boone 4:45 PM PDT, October 01, 2014
Photo: Disney

This is to go with your Frozen wedding dress, naturally.

Disney unveiled this nutso animated wedding cake at their Disney’s Fairy Tale Weddings Expo that utilizes new “cake projection mapping,” tech they’ve been working on for years. Basically, it is nuts and puts all your boring, regular, non-Disney-animated cakes to shame. TO SHAME.

It’s fully customizable: You don’t have to feature a Disney projection (like Cinderella riding in her carriage or Tinkerbell, as seen in the videos below). You can pick whatever you want!

Watch it in action:

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Maybe the coolest thing about it? This cake is smart:

"...there are varying levels of interactivity, particularly when coupled with a computer which can dynamically generate images based on how individuals are interacting with the cake. The system would be capable of detecting the topography of a cake which essentially means that if a slice were to be cut out, it could detect the missing piece and respond appropriately. For example, cut out a slice where there’s a simulated lake and you may instantly create a waterfall in which water is now represented as flowing down the sides of the new missing cake portion.”

Maybe the least cool thing about the cake? It costs $12,000 (as you can only get it as part of the Disney’s Wishes Collection wedding packages, which start at $12k).

Better start praying for a fairy godmother now, because how else is anybody supposed to afford this thing?!