Sporting Boston Red Sox garbs, the funnyman just yells "Derek Jeter" amid insults and passive aggressive compliments for four excruciating minutes in this Funny or Die clip.
"You're a bum!" Ferrell yells in his best Boston accent. "I respect you Derek Jeter, but I don't like you!"
He concludes his rant by saying in a villainous tone, "Go to sleep Derek Jeter. Have a good night Derek Jeter. Good night Derek Jeter! We love you Derek Jeter. ...If I could get my hands on you, Derek Jeter, I would kiss you on the mouth, and I don't care who's watching. I don't care."