The 27 Most Important Shirtless Zac Efron Pictures

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Like a fine wine, Zefron just keeps getting better.

Let’s get the words out of the way quick and move on to what you came for: The pictures. Happy Birthday, Zac Efron. You are now 27. We wish you would jump out of a cake for us, because what a happy birthday that would be.

OK, HERE ARE THE SHIRTLESS PICTURES:

1. When he sang in the shower for High School Musical 3, but the scene was cut probably because it would have sent millions of Disney channel watchers into premature puberty:

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2. When he filmed the (almost) drowning scene in Charlie St. Cloud:

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3. When he made sweet, sweet love in The Lucky One:

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4. And then Taylor Schilling got to stick her hands down his pants:

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5. Whatever was happening here in The Paperboy:

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6. And whatever was happening here. Same movie.

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7. The Paperboy again, but when it looked like a Calvin Klein ad:

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8. When he casually drank orange juice on a balcony shirtless:

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9. When he finished his O.J. and shirtless balcony time was over:

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10. When he was shirtless AND pantsless in That Awkward Moment:

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11. And that awkward moment when we’re SO JEALOUS of this girl:

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12. When he did shirtless, uh, parkour?

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13. Basically the entire movie Neighbors:

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14. Seriously, he played a shirtless Abercrombie & Fitch greeter:

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15. Seriously, there were tons of gratuitous (not that we’re complaining) close-up shots of his naked abs. Wonderful.

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16. When he looked like he was modeling but was actually just chilling:

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17. When he won an MTV Movie Award for Best Shirtlessness:

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18. And no golden popcorn had ever been more deserved:

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19. And when we were thinking the same thing as Rita Ora:

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20. When he built a skateboard and was like, suns out, guns out:

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21. And leaned forward and you could kinda see his butt. Cool!

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22. When he and Bear Grylls lost their shirts in the wilderness:

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23. When he and Bear Grylls took this selfie hanging off a cliff:

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24. When he was frolicking on the set of We Are Your Friends:

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25. This picture at the beach.

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26. This picture at the beach.

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27. And the most important shirtless picture of all the shirtless pictures, Zac Efron riding a horse on the beach. Like he’s Putin or someone.

Your presence is a present, Zac Efron. Thank you.

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