Let’s get the words out of the way quick and move on to what you came for: The pictures. Happy Birthday,
Zac Efron. You are now 27. We wish you would jump out of a cake for us, because what a happy birthday that would be.
OK, HERE ARE THE SHIRTLESS PICTURES:
1. When he sang in the shower for
High School Musical 3, but the scene was cut probably because it would have sent millions of Disney channel watchers into premature puberty:
2. When he filmed the (almost) drowning scene in
Charlie St. Cloud:
3. When he made sweet, sweet love in
The Lucky One:
4. And then Taylor Schilling got to stick her hands down his pants:
5. Whatever was happening here in
WATCH: You need to see Zac Efron do the “Wiggle” dance
6. And whatever was happening here. Same movie.
The Paperboy again, but when it looked like a Calvin Klein ad:
8. When he casually drank orange juice on a balcony shirtless:
9. When he finished his O.J. and shirtless balcony time was over:
10. When he was shirtless AND pantsless in
That Awkward Moment:
11. And that awkward moment when we’re SO JEALOUS of this girl:
12. When he did shirtless, uh, parkour?
WATCH: Zac Efron jumps off a cliff with Bear Grylls
13. Basically the entire movie
14. Seriously, he played a shirtless Abercrombie & Fitch greeter:
15. Seriously, there were tons of gratuitous (not that we’re complaining) close-up shots of his naked abs. Wonderful.
16. When he looked like he was modeling but was actually just chilling:
17. When he won an MTV Movie Award for Best Shirtlessness:
18. And no golden popcorn had ever been more deserved:
19. And when we were thinking the same thing as Rita Ora:
20. When he built a skateboard and was like, suns out, guns out:
21. And leaned forward and you could kinda see his butt. Cool!
WATCH: Here is Zac Efron twerking in drag with Jimmy Fallon
22. When he and Bear Grylls lost their shirts in the wilderness:
23. When he and Bear Grylls took this selfie hanging off a cliff:
24. When he was frolicking on the set of
We Are Your Friends:
And THE top three most important shirtless pictures of Zac Efron ever...
25. This picture at the beach.
26. This picture at the beach.
27. And the most important shirtless picture of all the shirtless pictures, Zac Efron riding a horse on the beach. Like he’s Putin or someone.
Your presence is a present, Zac Efron. Thank you.
Now, is this Zac Efron’s new girlfriend? Watch to find out!