Especially not on her birthday.
Amber, who turns 31 today, celebrated her birthday early Monday night with a costume party in Los Angeles. She clearly had some fun playing dress-up, posing for paparazzi pictures dressed as a zombie version of Married with Children's Peggy Bundy.
Her pal Carmen Electra, 42, joined in on the costume fun, but we'll let her costume speak for itself.
Chis Brown and girlfriend Karrueche Tran (who we can only guess is dressed as a sexy S&M bunny) also showed up to the festivities, though Chris predictably didn't don a costume.
Amber posted about her night on Instagram, looking unrecognizable in her admittedly brilliant disguise.
She also, apparently, is looking for some "hot Jewish boys" to date.
I know @PriscillaOno & Benji are throwing me a "Surprise" bday dinner. I just don't know who's gonna come.....— Amber Rose (@DaRealAmberRose) October 20, 2014
Hopefully they invited some hot Jewish boys 😍— Amber Rose (@DaRealAmberRose) October 20, 2014
No time for losers.....Getting the negativity out of my life all at once. With no fucks given 😎— Amber Rose (@DaRealAmberRose) October 20, 2014
... We can only wonder what Wiz Khalifa thinks about that.
But did you know that besides having both dated Kanye West, Amber and Kim Kardashian also share the same birthday?
ET was actually with an adorable Kim as she graduated from middle school back in 1994! Watch the epic video below in honor of her 34th birthday.