As blizzard Juno sweeps over the North East — sparing NYC, while plunging other parts of New England into “Snowmageddon” — another, more frantic storm has descended upon SMS: Moms, who are very worried about their baby in the blizzard.
"This is going to be the biggest blizzard of your generation" says mom— Jake (@Baldyjake) January 27, 2015
I have gotten 800 text from my mom and dad about this blizzard. As if I've never lived anywhere it's snowed before— Cassie (@casssiemueller) January 26, 2015
How do I unsubscribe from these blizzard texts from my mom?— My name is not Megan (@midnitesoc) January 26, 2015
Like, VERY WORRIED:
And everyone knows when moms get worried, they text. Sure, you could be binge-watching Netflix while trapped indoors, or you could be reading these hilarious, emoji-filled weather reports from moms who just want to make sure you’re prepared:
Prepared for absolutely anything, that is:
Other moms want to make sure you know that they’re safe and snug:
And have no plans to put themselves in the blizzard’s path, so why don’t you and your sister take the dog out so she doesn’t have to:
But the biggest mom concern of all is making sure you have enough wine:
You might want to take that advice, cause you’re about to get blizzard burnt:
"This blizzard reminds me of you" "lol why mom?" "You're both disappointments"— Jill (@___jilllepore) January 27, 2015
Meanwhile, dads are DGAF:
my dad is making BURGERS outside in the BLIZZARD— logan (@lukedgy) January 27, 2015
My dad is literally sending me pics of him chilling in his pjs snacking on a gourmet omelette like "blizzard breakfast"— Allie (@allieeekinzz) January 27, 2015
Mom: "dad went to work, not even a blizzard will make him stay home with us" lmao— Georgia Shanks (@georgiashankkss) January 27, 2015
my dad just forced me to drive to panera and back in the blizzard omg— Ed ☠ (@queenxeddie) January 27, 2015
Or scheming to make a quick buck. Classic dads. You gotta love 'em.
Got any great mom texts from the blizzard? Tweet them to us @ETNow!
And if you’re stuck inside playing games with the family, take some inspiration from Kathryn Hahn and her amazing Beyoncé impression on Celebrity Name Game: