Moms Are Freaking Out About the Blizzard and Sending the Funniest Texts

by John Boone 11:41 AM PST, January 27, 2015
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As blizzard Juno sweeps over the North East — sparing NYC, while plunging other parts of New England into “Snowmageddon” — another, more frantic storm has descended upon SMS: Moms, who are very worried about their baby in the blizzard.


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And everyone knows when moms get worried, they text. Sure, you could be binge-watching Netflix while trapped indoors, or you could be reading these hilarious, emoji-filled weather reports from moms who just want to make sure you’re prepared:

Prepared for absolutely anything, that is:

Other moms want to make sure you know that they’re safe and snug:

And have no plans to put themselves in the blizzard’s path, so why don’t you and your sister take the dog out so she doesn’t have to:

But the biggest mom concern of all is making sure you have enough wine:


You might want to take that advice, cause you’re about to get blizzard burnt:

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Meanwhile, dads are DGAF:

Or scheming to make a quick buck. Classic dads. You gotta love 'em.

Got any great mom texts from the blizzard? Tweet them to us @ETNow!

And if you’re stuck inside playing games with the family, take some inspiration from Kathryn Hahn and her amazing Beyoncé impression on Celebrity Name Game: