'Fifty Shades of Grey' is Not Sexy Enough For Madonna
By Alex Ungerman
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Apparently when you're Madonna, you need something a little spicier than Fifty Shades of Grey!
The wait is finally over for the film adaptation of EL James’ erotic novel, which is great because we were so done waiting, but the sex-forward pop icon has actually criticized the story for not being hot enough.
"It's not very sexy, maybe for someone who has never had sex before," Madonna tells Billboard in a new interview. "I kept waiting for something exciting and crazy to happen in that red room thing, and I was like, 'Hmm, a lot of spanking.'"
Another issue for the "Erotica" singer is Christian Grey's well, generosity in the bedroom.
"I also thought, 'This is so unrealistic because no guy goes down on a girl that much.'"
It makes sense that Madonna would be tough to please in this area, she is the queen of S&M in music videos! Just watch her take control of a bunch of leather bound men in bull masks in her newest single, "Living for Love:"