'Fifty Shades of Grey' is Not Sexy Enough For Madonna

by Alex Ungerman 12:10 PM PST, February 13, 2015
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Apparently when you're Madonna, you need something a little spicier than Fifty Shades of Grey!

The wait is finally over for the film adaptation of EL James’ erotic novel, which is great because we were so done waiting, but the sex-forward pop icon has actually criticized the story for not being hot enough.

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"It's not very sexy, maybe for someone who has never had sex before," Madonna tells Billboard in a new interview. "I kept waiting for something exciting and crazy to happen in that red room thing, and I was like, 'Hmm, a lot of spanking.'"

Another issue for the "Erotica" singer is Christian Grey's well, generosity in the bedroom.

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"I also thought, 'This is so unrealistic because no guy goes down on a girl that much.'"

It makes sense that Madonna would be tough to please in this area, she is the queen of S&M in music videos! Just watch her take control of a bunch of leather bound men in bull masks in her newest single, "Living for Love:"

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And you can't forget when she busts out the leather and whips in "Erotica:"

Then of course there's "Justify My Love", when Madonna has um... fun with friends in a hotel room:

Now that's sexual power!

Fifty Shades star Jamie Dornan probably gives the best reason for you to go see the movie this weekend, watch the video below.