Taylor Swift is Buying Porn Sites Apparently

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Taylor Swift wants to make sure you never, ever, EVER get the chance to buy a porn site with her name attached.
The 1989 singer and best friend to all is reportedly buying up domain names ahead of June 1, when The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers will open up domains ending in .porn, .adult, .sucks, among many others.
We can see why Taylor wouldn't want her brand associated with a bunch of gross stuff, she almost never even shows her belly button in public, so a dirty domain is out of the question.
As far as we are concerned, Taylor Swift's presence on the Internet should be mostly restricted to the following categories:
Her music.

Her fans.
Her friends.
Her random bits of awesomeness/inspirational messages.

Oh God, Taylor.... REGISTER DOMAIN NAMES FOR YOUR CATS.
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