Here’s one way to make sure you have perfect attendance in your class:
Meet the reason that “I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves” pick-up line exists in the first place: Pietro Boselli, a 26-year-old male model who is also a math teacher. Seriously.
Pietro was “discovered” by Giorgio Armani when he was only 6-years-old. He also just happens to have a PhD in Mechanical Engineering and gives lectures at University College London.
So when Pietro isn't busy posing nude for Equinox ads (skip ahead to the video below if you must, then come back...OK, welcome back) he's publishing papers like, “An Inverse Design Based Methodology for Rapid 3D Multi-Objective-Multidisciplinary Optimization of Axial Turbines.”
Whatever that means. More important to our interests, he’s also “addicted to training.”
Do tell us more.
When news of Pietro’s moonlighting gig as a professor went viral, it turned into a thirst trap:
If Pietro Boselli was my math teacher I would go to class EVERY day and office hours all the time— Rusty (@RJOtheThird) March 29, 2015
pietro boselli, TEACH ME MATH AND ILL TEACH YOU HOW TO LOVE ME— ⠀⠀ julia barretto⠀⠀ (@BEErrettoJulia) March 30, 2015
But seriously, you can joke about adding a bed and subtracting your clothes and dividing legs all you want, but could you honestly imagine knowing your math teacher was posting Instagrams like this?
We would forget how to do the most basic addition. We would learn nothing.
See what a day in the life of the world’s most successful male model is like: