The whole Internet is a lie today.
At some point in the past couple of years April Fools' Day became Everything on the Internet is a Lie Day. Beware of absolutely everything you read, hear, see -- maybe don't go online today.
With that in mind, here's some of our favorite falsehoods!
1. Sam Smith has something to say.
Guys I have some news... I'm straight
— SAM SMITH (@samsmithworld) April 1, 2015
2. Funny or Die revolutionizes looping comedy videos with Dips.
1.5 seconds is all you need, especially when you have Britney Spears running into a glass door.
3. If you stream the Roast of Justin Bieber online and watch past the credits, there's a special section where Justin roasts you.
WATCH: 3 Stars Who Totally Owned the Justin Bieber Roast
4. Play Pac-Man on Google Maps
Is this even a prank? This should just be always.
5. John Green's new book.
6. Samsung's Galaxy Blade Edge
7. Tom Brady lost a basketball game to Michael Jordan. Badly.
8. Bouncy grocery stores.
9. Caroline Wozniak retires from Tennis.
10. Backwards Google.
We have a headache.
11. Selfie shoes.
12. Richard Branson's moving Virgin to Branson, Missouri.
13. Apparently Uber and Tinder just need to be one thing already.
14. And of course, you can now by a hot tub from The Bachelor.
Happy April Fools' Day! Also #3 was a lie. WE ARE LIARS TOO. TRUST NO ONE!
You know who is a silly prankster? Taylor Kinney! Watch how Lady Gaga's fiancee pranked her on his proposal below.