Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson's 5000 Calorie Diet Will Astonish You

by Alex Ungerman 11:51 AM PDT, April 09, 2015
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"Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?!"

Apparently, because it's a whole lot of cod! Muscle and Fitness revealed Johnson's protien-abundant daily diet and it really does starkly show us all how far we are from being Dwayne Johnson.

(Pictured. Not us.)

So what does it take? Oh, just 821 pounds of cod a year, as estimated by FiveThirtyEight, who also estimate Johnson takes in over 5000 calories a day!

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Here's the meal-by-meal breakdown:

Meal 1
• 10 oz cod
• 2 whole eggs
• 2 cups oatmeal

Meal 2
• 8 oz cod
• 12 oz sweet potato
• 1 cup veggies

Meal 3
• 8 oz chicken
• 2 cups white rice
• 1 cup veggies

Meal 4
• 8 oz cod
• 2 cups rice
• 1 cup veggies
• 1 tbsp fish oil

Meal 5
• 8 oz steak
• 12 oz baked potato
• spinach salad

Meal 6
• 10 oz cod
• 2 cups rice
• salad

Meal 7
• 30 grams casein protein
• 10 egg-white omelet
• 1 cup veggies (onions, peppers, mushrooms)
• 1 tbsp omega-3 fish oil

"I do cardio 4–5 a.m., then take 4–6 scoops of Optimum’s Amino Energy."

"After cardio I eat breakfast [Meal no. 1]."
"After breakfast I hit the iron for 90 minutes."

"Post-workout I have 60 grams Optimum Nutrition’s Platinum Hydrowhey with 15 grams of glutamine."

"Thiry minutes later I consume 32 oz of Gatorade."

Seriously, seeing that makes us wonder how there is still cod left in the world.

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Now, this is all great, and looking at your body, we get it, but we have one request for Dwayne Johnson: have like... ONE BURGER with us. Just one. What will happen? Will you turn into us?

I guess we'll never know.

Now watch the man who eats over 5000 calories a day lip sync to Taylor Swift.