27 Times Chrissy Teigen Was Almost TOO Real

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Everyone made such a big deal when Chrissy Teigen Instagrammed her “stretchies” (stretch marks), like she isn’t DGAF all the time? Like she doesn’t keep it real 365? Of course Chrissy Teigen would post a picture of her stretch marks.

This is nothing new. Here are 26 other times that Chrissy kept it 100:
1. When she proved that even super models have granny panty days:

2. When she mixed up her period days:
3. When she had a spray tan fail:
Who hasn’t?
4. When she cried in the presence of Beyoncé:
Again, who hasn’t?
5. When she knew some of her fans were complete and total effing weirdos:
6. When she posted a naked picture of her husband John Legend, singer of "All of Me" and star of all our fantasies:
Which was definitely a brag
7. When she posted an Instagram picture of this bruise:
8. And this dry skin:
9. And whateverTF this is:
10. When she wasn’t really listening:
11. When she knew you only get one great love in your lifetime:
12. Or maybe two:
13. When she discovered the true evil that lurks behind drunkies:
14. When she was cooking with jalapeños and things went badly and she felt “like I’m covered in paper cuts and a demon is pouring lime juice all over me” and had to take a bath in milk:
15. When she knew that being a princess isn’t as glamorous as it seems:
16. When she ate Kentucky Fried Chicken in bed:
17. When she knew you knew how long she spent trying to be clever:
18. When she doesn’t hate you, she’s just busy:
19. When John Travolta confused her too:
20. When she admitted that she spends all her time plotting how to get on Shark Tank too:
21. When she knew she was an ugly crier but felt all those feels anyway:
22. When she felt the same way about healthy food as you do:
23. When she went H.A.M.* (*hard as a muthaf-cka) on this hotdog:
24. When she called out Forever 21 for firing her for “being fat”:
"I showed up on set and they asked me if they could take a photo," she told DuJour. "They shoot that photo off to my agency, who then calls me as I'm sitting in the make-up chair, and they say, 'You need to leave right now. They just said that you are fat and you need to get your measurements taken."
25. When she was pretty and she knew it:

26. And when she recognized the important things in life:
True, Chrissy. Too true.
Now, watch what happened when Chrissy got drunk before throwing out the first pitch at the Dodgers game: