This Teenager's Amazingly Blunt Sex Ed Answers Got Her Suspended

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There's something we like about this high school student's blunt sex ed answers!
21-year-old Jordan Fridman shared this photo of her now 16-year-old sister Mariah's answers on Sex Ed homework she turned in when she was 14. (WARNING: Very NSFW. She was suspended, after all.) 
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The photo has been viewed nearly 2.5 million times.
The instructions were to match responses to some common objections to using condoms during sex. While Mariah didn't exactly follow instructions (she writes in her own responses), there's something so cool about how boldly she answered. Here are some of our favorite objections and responses.
WHEN SOMEONE PROMISES THEY ARE CLEAN
"Go f**k yourself."
ON CONDOMS NOT FEELING GOOD
"Being pregnant doesn't feel good either."
ON PEOPLE BEING TOO EMBARRASSED TO USE THEM
"Look at all the f**ks I give!"
ON CONDOMS BEING GROSS
"So are babies."
"JUST THIS ONCE; WE HARDLY EVER HAVE SEX"
"Now you know why."
ON CONDOMS BEING EXPENSIVE
"STD treatments and babies cost money."
Jordan noted that she was "so proud of her" sister for the answers, but tells Buzzfeed that she didn't expect the picture to get all the attention it did.
"Obviously, it’s kind of hilarious, but I don’t know, we’ve been freaking out over it," says Jordan.
Well, hopefully after her suspension ended, she passed that class with flying colors!
High five, Mariah!