13 Movie Moms Who Will Make You Grateful for Your Own

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From a monstrous Meryl Streep to a few murderous matriarchs,
here are 13 movie parents who will make you want to celebrate your mom to the
fullest this Mother’s Day. Just don’t buy her any wire hangers.

1. Violet Weston, August: Osage County

Before Meryl went witchy for Into the Woods, she did
so here. During this dysfunctional family drama’s knock-down, drag-out dinner
brawl, Streep rips into Julia Roberts -- her onscreen daughter -- with the
longest of hate-spewing mom claws. All Julia wants Meryl to do is eat her fish.
But no. Ugh. What a big… witch. 

2. Mary, Precious

Poor Precious. Every time the illiterate, inner-city
16-year-old gets closer to the life she envisions for herself, her mother hurls
another frying pan her way. One step forward, two steps back. 

3. ‘The Other Mother,’ Coraline

Moms who do your sewing for you: Godsends. Moms who replace
your eyeballs with buttons BY SEWING THEM ON: Godawful. “The Other Mother,” the
soul-stealing alt mom Coraline encounters when transported to the place where
ungrateful kids go to feel grateful again, is no match for the one you already
have. Because you have pretty peepers. And because buttons don’t belong there. 

4. Beverly Sutphin, Serial Mom

“Mom, are you a serial killer?” Beverly Sutphin’s son
bluntly asks. To which she responds: “The only ‘serial’ I know anything about
is Rice Krispies.” Hahahaha. OK, so, watching Kathleen Turner clobber someone
over the head with a leg of lamb in this John Waters’ classic was, admittedly,
a mother effin’ good time. But imagine her as your own mom. No gum-chewing. No
wearing white after Labor Day. DEATH. Moms who pour you a bowl of actual cereal
are just so less… homicidal. 

5. Lady Tremaine, Cinderella

Wash the dishes? Do the moppin’? And wait, you’re not gonna
let me go to the ball?! Nice try, lady. 

6. Viola Fields, Monster-in-Law

“Jenny from the Block” would have been “Jenny OFF the
Block” if Jane Fonda had her way. Fonda’s caricature-like mom character poked,
slapped and tried to poison her nemesis… and this was before the “Booty” song
polluted pop culture. 

7. Mrs. Voorhees, Friday the 13th

Would you rather be her slasher son, Jason, than one of the
camp counselors she bludgeons to death? Of course you would. Still, Jason
didn’t have it easy, you know; his mother, Mrs. Voorhees, was a nagging
nuisance even after she bit the dust. “Kill, kill, kill,” she insisted.
Gosh. Sooo demanding.

(FYI: There are better ways to honor your mother than with a
shrine featuring her decapitated head as the centerpiece. Maybe just stick with

8. Martha Baring, Hush

As a living hell in this hilariously bad thriller from 1998,
American Horror Story’s
Jessica Lange made all future daughter-in-laws fear
for their lives. Lange’s Martha stopped at nothing to get Gwyneth Paltrow, as
her in-law, away from her son and out of the family. Talk about conscious

9. Sharla Smith, Killer Joe

So your mom wears clothes? Then you’re already better off
than the Smiths. If not, careful -- yours might sell you as a sex retainer
to Matthew McConaughey. Those are the dirty doings of a fully-exposed Gina
Gershon, who takes part in offing her family’s blood mother so they can collect
her life insurance. Happy Mother’s Day? 

10-11. Corrine Dollanganger and Olivia Foxworth, Flowers in the Attic

One’s bad enough -- but two?! In this classic
novel-turned-film-turned-Lifetime movie, it’s double the mother trouble as the
Dollanganger kids have to fend for themselves and survive the savagery of their
moms’ wicked ways. See, at least you’re not locked in an attic. (If you are, at
least you have Wi-Fi?)

12. Erica Sayers, Black Swan

Are you a dancer? Does your mom want you to succeed because
she didn’t? Is your name Natalie Portman? Is your mom played by Barbara
Hershey? THEN RUN GIRL. 

13. Joan Crawford, Mommie Dearest

You didn’t seriously think we’d leave the mother of all bad
mothers off the list, did you? Nope. Never. Who could forget Faye Dunaway in
full mom meltdown mode in this camp classic’s key scene during which the
actress, as Crawford, demands once and for all: “NO! WIRE! HANGERS! EVERRRRR!”