7. Mrs. Voorhees, Friday the 13th
Would you rather be her slasher son, Jason, than one of the
camp counselors she bludgeons to death? Of course you would. Still, Jason
didn’t have it easy, you know; his mother, Mrs. Voorhees, was a nagging
nuisance even after she bit the dust. “Kill, kill, kill,” she insisted.
Gosh. Sooo demanding.
(FYI: There are better ways to honor your mother than with a
shrine featuring her decapitated head as the centerpiece. Maybe just stick with