Think You Can't Love Chris Pratt Any More? Check Out His High School Yearbook Photos

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You’re probably used to the one true American Sweetheart and surprise action star Chris Pratt, of the upcoming Jurassic World and Guardians of the Galaxy 2, looking like this.
Or maybe you’re used to him looking like Andy Dwyer:
Or maybe you just like looking at him without a shirt on:
But this is what Chris Pratt (center, obviously) looked like as a senior in 1997 at Lake Stevens High School in Washington.
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That '90s haircut makes his head look so square! Like a Lego! Like the real life Emmet Brickowski! Here’s a close-up:
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It should come as no shock to anyone that Chris was crowned “Class Clown.”
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WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO CHRISSY BARR?
”My high school wrestling coach reminds me about this time I came into his office and he said, ‘Chris, what do you want to do with yourself?”’ Pratt told Entertainment Weeklylast year. ”I was like, ‘I don’t know, but I know I’ll be famous and I know I’ll make a sh*t ton of money.’ I had no idea how. I’d done nothing proactive. It was as dumb as someone saying, ‘I’ll probably be an astronaut. I’m sure I’ll stumble into an astronaut suit and end up in space one day.”’
Well, Star-Lord kind of counts as an astronaut, right?
Now, check out this oldie but a goodie: Chris Pratt interrupts our ET interview to show off his French braiding skills: