Since Caitlyn Jenner #BrokeTheInternet with her beautiful unveiling on the cover of Vanity Fair, you may have forgotten step-daughter Kim Kardashian made a big announcement too: She’s pregnant with her and Kanye West’s second child.
Even though Kim may have been overshadowed in the end -- sorry not sorry, Caitlyn is everything -- she still had her 15 minutes. And during those 15, we already got sick of all these jokes:
1. That it will be named South West. Such an original joke.
Kim and Kanye (probably) aren’t going to name their kid after an airline.
2. That it will be named South East. How would that even work? West is their last name. Are they going to change just this baby’s last name? Or would it be “South East West”?
So Kim Kardashian is pregnant again. We can all expect the name to be something along the lines of South East I'm guessing.— Tyler Borger (@strykersands123) June 1, 2015
So if Kim Kardashian is pregnant again, does this mean the next child is called South East??— Becca (@BatmanBolly) June 1, 2015
Everyone keeps making "South West" jokes about Kim Kardashian's baby. Clearly it will be South East.— Terri Schwartz (@Terri_Schwartz) June 1, 2015
Ditto for all variation of directions: East West, West West, etcetera. (Though Kim did once say she likes the name Easton, sooo.)
3. Or Key. Like “Key West.” Like in Florida. Get it????
Kim & Kanye/ Kimye should name their next baby Key, as in Key West. 👶🏽🌊🌴🌸— Mike Crutcher-Lord (@Mick_eye_ee_luh) June 1, 2015
On another Kardashian related note, I'm really hoping this next baby will be named Key West.— Ashley Brianna (@absturg) June 1, 2015
While South West is a great name for Kim and Kanye's new baby, I'm rooting for the much more subtle and understated option: Key West.— Tejal (@Caribbean1ndian) June 1, 2015
4. Or Wild Wild. We assume a tribute to Will Smith’s seminal 1999 Western.
I hope Kim and Kanye name their new baby Wild. Wild West. 😂— Krista Miller (@KristaMarie007) June 1, 2015
if kim and kanye don't name their second child "wild west" they have missed a great opportunity— lex (@alexamariee26) June 1, 2015
Really hope Kim and Kanye decide to take one for all the disparaged fans out there and call their next kid "Wild Wild."— ally a (@allyallyally_) June 1, 2015
If so, a smarter alternative would be Jim. (Points if you understand this.)
5. Or first name Fievel, middle name Goes.
There's only one name for Kanye & Kim's new kid: Fievel Goes— Adam Blickstein (@AdamBlickstein) June 1, 2015
Congrats to Kim Kardashian for being knocked up again. Here's hoping that the short list of baby names includes Fievel Goes.— amandacobra (@amandacobra) June 1, 2015
7. That the baby will be named Kanye Jr. Because Kanye says so.
Kanye is having another baby and peeps want it to be named south but let's be real I want a Kanye jr— Del™ (@Del_icious2014) June 1, 2015
y'all already know that if Kanye and Kim have a boy, there's no way there's naming it something OTHER THAN Kanye Jr.— Balee Schwalb (@balee_27) June 1, 2015
PREDICTION, if Kanye has a boy he’s gonna name him Kanye Jr. Lol— Trash (@XAMPOHSIB) June 1, 2015
Plenty of normal people name their kids after themselves anyway.
8. Or God.
God West is gonna be such a dope son— ryan (@GloBronJames) June 1, 2015
9. Or Kaitlyn.
watch kim and kanye name their kid Kaitlyn— balmain genes (@jak47e) June 1, 2015
what if kim & kanye were gonna name their new baby Kaitlyn— ⒻⓇⓄ ⓋⓄ (@fro_vo) June 1, 2015
You know, because heaven forbid Caitlyn didn’t keep with the “K” trend.
10. Or anything else that starts with K. We get it. Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kylie and Kendall are all K’s. But Penelope and Mason (Kourtney’s kids) and North aren’t. At this point, if you think they’re going to specifically give the baby a K name, you’re dated. If you think those jokes are still funny, well...
11. Or Tidal Exclusive West.
Guys, Kim & Kanye are *obviously* going to name the new baby "Tidal." C'mon now.— Quinn (@QuinnKeanz) June 1, 2015
I say kim and Kanye will name baby number two tidal west 👌— Lord Fuckon Ledge (@skygirl166) June 1, 2015
OK, that last one is a little funnier than the rest. Because it could happen...
In case you missed it, watch Kim Kardashian announce her second pregnancy: