Naya Rivera Is Writing 'Sorry Not Sorry' Tell-All Memoir: 7 Things We Have to Know

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As Big Sean would say, "Oh, God."
Naya Rivera is writing a memoir. A tell-all memoir. She already basically tells all, and now she's gonna tell even more in a book titled Sorry Not Sorry: Dreams, Mistakes, and Growing Up. Yes, that's the title.
The 28-year-old Glee actress and mama-to-be with the penchant for drama made the announcement on Twitter, writing, "Can't wait until next spring! So many juicy stories about my life. Glee, guys, growing up & much more."
The book is not due out until next spring, which is such a shame with our anticipation already brimming over completely. Here are seven things Naya Rivera absolutely MUST cover when this thing comes out.
1. The timeline between breaking off her engagement to Big Sean and marrying Ryan Dorsey.
In April 2014, Naya ended her engagement to Big Sean. In July 2014, she married Ryan Dorsey. The new season of True Detective could focus on that exact timeline and chain of events, and we would not be at all disappointed.
As a matter of fact, we'd also like to know...
2. How she feels about Ariana Grande.
♫ One less, one less problem ♫
Though neither is connected to Big Sean any longer, something tells us there may still be some bad blood brewing.
3. How she decided to become Kim Kardashian.
While simultaneously shaming her Paper Magazine butt-baring shoot.
4. Her story on keying Mark Salling's car.
He has talked about it. Most people have forgotten about it. We just want the whole story.
And more over, we'd like...
5. ALL THE GLEECRETS.
Please don't keep us waiting until Lifetime decides to make an Unauthorized Glee movie with a bunch of weird, doppelganger actors.
6. Any and all personal theories like her "White people shower more" gem.
Any and all Naya Rivera wisdom is much appreciated.
Finally...
7. So much more.

This thing is called Sorry Not Sorry, and Naya has promised us "juicy" stories. She's also been very unafraid to publicly call out other stars she has a problem with. This has the potential to be the read of a lifetime. If there aren't consequences to what is written on those pages... we will kind of be disappointed.
We're counting on you, Naya!!
Watch Ryan Murphy talk about the ending of Glee being not what he imagined.