Kylie Jenner Moves Into Her $2.7 Million Mansion That Exists to Make You Feel Bad About Your Life

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Self-worth comes from within. That's a true thing. Which is good, 'cause if it didn't, we might be existentially dealing with the fact that 17-year-old Kylie Jenner is now officially living in a $2.7 million home that she owns, and it's nicer than any plane of existence we will likely ever know.
The young Jenner just moved into her Calabasas, Calif., home with the help of her half-sister, Khloe Kardashian.

Don't take it wrong! There is no shade directed here, Kylie should feel good about her five bed/ six bath pad. But there's just a few things about her new home that has us feeling a little... homeowner envy.
Like how it makes Disneyland look like a garbage dump.
Or how you could basically nap on that couch forever if you wanted.
Not to mention, there's probably more room for shoes than a person could wear in a calendar year.
And we never realized that our own toaster is basically meaningless before.
Even under construction, it looked like the most fun place ever.
A glam room?! Did you buy Gatsby's house??
She looks like she's about to leave, which is silly. Why would she leave this place??!!?!?
It's just important to remember, that at the end of the day, family and loved ones are what make a home a home.

Congrats, Kylie! If you're ever having a get-together at your place with, like, friends and stuff, we're around. Just let us know! OK thanks, Kylie! Talk soon.
On August 10, it will finally be Kylie Jenner's 18th birthday. Watch the video below to see what she has planned.