'The Shoe' is the New 'The Dress' and People Can't Even Handle It

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Oh, dear God.
Humanity is nigh four months removed from when #TheDress debate rocked us to our core, and now a new menace is here to tear us apart once again.
The shoe.
Which nail polish best matches the shoe?
More importantly... can we handle this again?
No. No we can't.
Let's all just thank this Saint in the Night for answering the question for us.
Neither. Thank God.
The Shoe is done everybody. Let's all just move along.