David Letterman Comes Out of Retirement to Slam Donald Trump With 'Top 10' List

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David Letterman is back already!
Just months after retiring as host of the Late Show, the 68-year-old comedian reprised his beloved "Top 10" segment at the expense of presidential candidate Donald Trump. Surprising an audience in San Antonio, Texas that were in attendance at Martin Short and Steve Martin's A Very Stupid Conversation performance, Letterman presented a list of unknown facts about the former Celebrity Apprentice star.

"I am so happy to be out of the house!" a heavily bearded Letterman joked when he hit the stage. "I retired and I had no regrets, none. I was happy. I was complacent. I was satisfied. I was content. And then a couple of days ago, Donald Trump said he was running for president. I have made the biggest mistake of my life, ladies and gentlemen."

The longtime Late Show host held no punches when slamming Trump. "No. 10: That thing on his head was the gopher in Caddyshack," he quipped. "No. 9: During sex Donald Trump calls out his own name."
"No. 6: Trump walked away from a moderately successful television show for some delusional bulls**t," Letterman joked. "Oh wait, that's me."