Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy Are Splitting Up -- and We Are Devastated!

by Alex Ungerman 3:53 PM PDT, August 04, 2015
Photo: ABC

We just can't seem to catch a break this summer, as another celebrity couple is calling it quits.

Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy, a.k.a. the Blake and Miranda of the Muppet world, announced their separation in a joint statement on Tuesday.

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"After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, Miss Piggy made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship," Kermit wrote. "We will continue to work together on television (The Muppets/Tuesdays 8pm this fall on ABC) and in all media now known or hereafter devised, in perpetuity, throughout the universe."

"However, our personal lives are now distinct and separate, and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al," the statement concluded. "This is our only comment on this private matter. Thank you for your understanding."

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OK.... so is it all a publicity stunt for The Muppets on ABC? Maybe. It's not our place to judge.

We will always have the memories...

Please respect their privacy in this difficult time.

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