Considering Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s wedding was a secret wedding, we do already know a fair amount of insider details. But there are still so many things we want to know, like: What did her wedding dress look like? Who designed it? Did she wear her hair up or down? UP OR DOWN, JEN, UP OR DOWN? WE NEED TO KNOW.
"I’m not telling you about any of that stuff!" Aniston told ET with a laugh at the L.A. premiere of her movie, She’s Funny That Way, on Wednesday. “We had the beautiful luxury of having a beautiful private moment, and I’m going to be selfish and keep it that way!”
But! But! But! Her red carpet ensemble did include one special accessory she picked up at her wedding:
No, not her new husband. Who cares about that? We already know what he looks like. (Hot, and even hotter in sweatpants.) This is Jennifer Aniston’s wedding ring, the greatest wedding ring to ever be rung.
She hugged this woman and all we see is wedding ring. It’s all we see in all of these pictures. It's all we ever want to see again.
She kept hugging that woman but moved her hands, and our brain is just like...
Wedding ring. Sacred, glorious, it's-finally-here Jennifer Aniston wedding ring.
GOLD AND DIAMONDS SHIELD YOUR EYES GORGEOUS WEDDING RING.
THE ONE TRUE WEDDING RING! THE WEDDING RING TO RULE THEM ALL!
That’s too close-up, sorry. You have beautifully moisturized hands, Jennifer.
Thumbs up, indeed, Jen. Thumbs up, indeed.
Plus, ET was there for Aniston’s first red carpet as a newly wedded woman: