Britney Spears Says Being Single Has Been 'Profound,' Tells Men to 'Suck My Toe'

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We already know Slayney. And Jokeney. And Kindacoolandurbaney. Now, Britney Spears is introducing us to Inspirationey. First, it was her speech at the Teen Choice Awards, where she told teens to be, “Fearless in your choices and don't be afraid to be yourself."

Now, she’s taking her “girl power!” message to her Piece of Me show in Vegas, where Feministney says she’s been single for a year and it’s been “very” (3x) “profound.”
(We would be remiss not to point out that Britney and her ex, Charlie Ebersol, broke up in June, after dating for eight months. Maybe she forgot about him?)
So instead of bringing another dude in the audience onstage to be her S&M slave during “Freakshow,” she picked a woman. Equal opportunity!
Work that subliminal “Pretty Girls” promo, Britney! #BuyPrettyGirlsOnItunes
Watch Britney’s speech below, after a little bit of “I'm a Slave 4 U!” Fun!
Also, she just tweeted this picture:
Kinda cool and urban!
Now, check out the throwback Britney and Justin picture that Alyssa Milano posted that made us feel all the feels: