There's a Will Ferrell-Themed Bar in NYC Where You Can Order a 'Smelly Pirate Hooker'

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File this under news that will make you feel like you’re in a glass case of emotion.
There’s a new Will Ferrell-themed bar opening in New York City and it’s called Stay Classy New York. (The only way that could be better is if it were actually in San Diego.)
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The bar is located on the Lower East Side and features artwork of Ferrell’s most iconic roles, like Ron Burgundy and Mugatu from Zoolander.
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But the best part is the drinks menu: Stay Classy has cocktails with names like “Milk Was a Bad Choice,” “Smelly Pirate Hooker,” and “You’re My Boy Blue!”
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Our favorite is “Did We Just Become Best Friends?” which the menu describes as, “Two house shots, one for you and one for a friend. You can also leave a shot for a friend to redeem at a later date.”
The bar’s owner, Zach Neil, tells local PIX 11 that Stay Classy New York came from his obsession with Anchorman, of course.
“This bar is kind of like the place where a 35 or 40-year-old person could come and sit and not be intimidated by loud techno music but still be surrounded by things that are funny and ridiculous and kinda get it,” Neil says. “That’s what Will Ferrell has always meant to us.”
For his part, Ferrell has yet to comment on the bar created in his honor. Maybe he’ll stop in for a Whale’s Vagina -- that’s vodka, triple sec, orange juice, and gin – sometime soon?
Plus, find out why Ferrell wants in on Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake’s epic bromance: