No "happy endings" here...
Calvin Harris is blasting a series of "bulls*** stories" after he was spotted exiting a Thai massage parlor in Hollywood last month. As reports surfaced alleging that the venue offers "happy endings," new speculation surfaced on Monday suggesting that he and Taylor Swift had called it quits.
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Not so, says Harris.
"It's not going to be a 'happy ending' for everyone I sue for defamation of character for all these bulls*** stories bye bye," he tweeted on Monday, followed by a quick favorite from Swift's official account.
The same day, Swift's BFF Selena Gomez came to her pal's defense on Andy Cohen's SiriusXM radio show -- and she hadn't even heard the rumors!
"I think I would have found that out -- is that a rumor?" she asked. "This is honestly, it's so stupid. I'm pregnant every week, she's gonna be pregnant. It's so stupid. You can't really read that stuff."
Swift and Harris took their romance public in May of this year, when they cozied up in front of the cameras at the Billboard Music Awards. In June, Swift made it Instagram official (the only true official there is!) with this adorable snap of the pair goofing off on a swan floatie.
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Just last week, the EDM star favorited multiple tweets about Swift's GQ cover, including one that called him "a lucky dude."
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Swift and Harris may still be going strong, but the former did recently shut down rumors of an engagement. See what she said in the video below!