9 of the Most Unnecessarily Sexy Halloween Costumes of 2015
By John Boone
"Halloween is the one night a year where a girl can dress like a total slut, and no other girl can say anything about it."
If you live by the code of Mean Girls, you no doubt will live out that sentiment come All Hallow's Eve. And honestly, wear whatever you want. We're not here to slut shame anyone; we love a sexy nurse or sexy librarian as much as the next entertainment website.
But when it comes to these nine costumes, we have to ask: WHYYY?
Remember this viral meme from a literal gajillion Internet years ago? This is the same thing, but sexier. The shorter length isn't the offensive part, really. It's thinking a meme from months ago is still funny.
Admittedly, these costumes are from 2014, but we have a feeling Elsa will be just as popular this year. But little girls finally got a movie with women who are empowered and doing it for themselves, must we add more cleavage?
5. Sexy Minion
It's a kids' movie, people! That said, it is at least more timely than Frozen.
6. Sexy Ursula
We love absolutely everything about Colton Haynes's insane Little Mermaid costume, but why is Ursula's entire breast and nipple out? #FreeTheNipple, but this sea witch always relied more on body language than body.
Why? Not every meme needs to become a sexy costume.
8. Sexy Caitlyn Jenner
Transphobia is never sexy. (Even if Caitlyn Jenner herself says that she has no issue with the costume.) If you want to dress as Caitlyn Jenner for Halloween, do so respectfully and you'll naturally be the sexy version. She's a sexy lady!
9. Sexy Megyn Kelly's Tampon
You know that rule that says if it exists, there is a porn version of it? That applies to Halloween costumes too and is the only explanation for "Foxy Megyn Bloody Tampon Costume," a literal bloody tampon costume based on the nasty comments Trump made about the Fox News host. No disrespect to menstruation, but do not wear this.
From Beyoncé to Nick Jonas, check out the best celeb costumes so far: