The Halloween season is not truly over until we get Jimmy Kimmel’s annual video of parents pranking their kids by telling them that they ate their hard-earned candy.
(Then we move into Thanksgiving season, people, and then Christmas season. Stop trying to skip past Thanksgiving. No one is ready for Christmas carols yet.)
Anyway, without further ado, here is the latest -- and perhaps greatest -- installment of “Hey Jimmy Kimmel, I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy.”
No one has ever felt despair like this girl, who just wanted to try Skittles once:
Moral of the story: Parents can be real turkey buttholes. And this year, one of those turkey butthole parents was none other than Mark Ruffalo, who tweeted this video telling his kids that he ate their candy:
If he wasn’t still actively tweeting today, we would have just assumed he met his death at the hands of a bunch of candy-crazed children.
Speaking of cute kids, Neil Patrick Harris and his family won Halloween with the most adorable Star Wars costumes ever: