Watch Justin Bieber Get Assassinated in 'Zoolander 2' Trailer

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Get ready to bust out your best Blue Steel.
Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller) is back to avenge the death of Justin Bieber. Yes, that is the actual plot of the sequel: An Interpol agent (Penélope Cruz) enlists Derek and Hansel (Owen Wilson) to track down whoever is killing off the world’s most beautiful people, which includes Bieber, Miley Cyrus, and Demi Lovato.
So does Zoolander 2 look really, really, ridiculously good-looking? You decide!
For anyone who ever dreamed of watching the Biebs do ninja-style parkour, then get murdered and, with his final breath, post a pouting Instagram, well, this will be the movie for you!
And he is just the tip of the cameo iceberg. We already knew the likes of Cara Delevingne and Joe Jonas would pop up, but Benedict Cumberbatch as a male -- maybe? -- model named All is everything.
How is this real life?!
Still, we have a feeling we know who will steal the show: Kristen Wiig, who is basically unrecognizable as someone named Alexanya Atoz. We already want a spin-off.
Zoolander 2 hits theaters on Feb. 12, 2016
Now, find out more about Kristen Wiig’s insane Zoolander 2 character: