Honestly, at this point…we have no words.
Each week, we assume that Billy on the Street won't possibly be able to top itself. Naively, we assume that Billy Eichner has already come up with the craziest segment he possibly could -- like "The Julianne Moore Acting Attack!" or that insane Shondaland obstacle course. And then, every week, he proves us wrong.
He made a "Leah Remini's Escape From Scientology" obstacle course, people:
A little history: The former King of Queens star left the Church of Scientology two years ago and, this year, published her tell-all memoir, Troublemaker: Surviving Hollywood and Scientology, filled with bombshell claims about Tom Cruise and his "f**king SP" ex-wife, Nicole Kidman, among others.
And now her journey is an obstacle course run by Rachel Dratch:
(Who, Billy on the Street fans know, also ran the Julia Roberts course.)
It's...again, we have no words. There's a wedding presided over by an alien:
And everyone's sure-to-be favorite game show, "Find Shelly Miscavige":
"The leader of Scientology David Miscavige's wife-- some people say she hasn't been seen since 2007," Billy explains. "Leah Remini filed a missing persons report. You have to jump into this pool of JELL-O and find Shelly Miscavige. She's the one in the Mission: Impossible T-shirt."
Remini herself tweeted the video out this morning, saying she was "Glad [Dratch] is okay ;)" Which had Eichner, we quote, "DYINGGGGG."
Plus, here are the six most shocking claims about Tom Cruise and Scientology from Leah Remini's memoir: