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27 Things We Learned About Britney Spears From Her Wonderfully Bizarre Instagram

by John Boone 12:05 PM PST, December 11, 2015
Photo: Instagram

You know how some celebrities don't actually run their own social media accounts? They have a lowly assistant or someone post as them instead? We're pretty sure Britney Spears runs her own.

Britney's Instagram, while the No. 1 source for mirror shots of her abs...

Long day recording...now it's facial time!

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Is also chock-full of random quotes, random memes, and random photos of random things. She's like that aunt who still forwards chain emails that say if you forward it to 15 people you'll find true love, even though it's 2015. (Almost 2016!)

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Don't get us wrong: We prefer it this way. Most famous people just fill their Instagrams with selfies and self-promotion. You learn so much more about a star when they post like Britney. For example, here are 27 things we learned while Insta-creeping her:

1. Britney never misses a #SexySunday:

#SexySunday

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A tradition we're pretty sure she invented.

2. Britney followed up the success of her #SexySunday hashtag with a new, Spear-itual movement, the hashtag #FaithFriday:

#FaithFriday

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3. Britney prays in the morning:

My morning prayer ❤️

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4. And Britney prays elsewhere:

Perhaps, at night. Or before a nice meal.

5. Sometimes Britney has crazy days:

Crazy day!

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6. Britney is friends with Albert Einstein:

Just an old buddy... we go way back 😉

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7. And Britney learns something new every day:

Learn something new everyday! 🤓

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Coming soon: #TheoryOfRelativityThursday!

8. Britney is very into space:

You'll never believe me but woke up this morning and Mars was in my damn room 👀

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9. Like, veeeeeeeeeeerry into space:

Nothing’s what it seems

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10. Britney loves the water:

I love the water 🌊

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11. Britney loves a meme:

12. Britney LOVES a meme:

13. Britney loves an inspirational quote:

14. Britney loves a fun, sassy quote too:

15. Because Britney's not like a cool mom, she's a *regular* mom:

You KNOW your mom would love this quote.

16. And just like you, Britney doesn't know why she is single:

17. Britney is never without a box of crackers:

Also riding shot gun with these as well!

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Wow!

18. Britney is not a fan of basic-ass COLD bread:

Upgrading to HOT bread! I'm so grateful!

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19. Britney does not let her forehead get in the way of her literacy:

Yeah I know I've got a big forehead... but it was a really great book!

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20. What is even happening here?

Sweet investigation

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21. What?

I love riding shot gun with her in my hands

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22. ?

Something's coming...

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23. ???

Mystical teachings

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24. ?!

25. ???????????

Who wants to study?

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26. ?!?!?

Or maybe just take a nap instead?

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27. Never change, Britney.

Plus, Britney had one of the best celebrity dance moments of 2015! Check out all 13 now:

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