17 of Kim Kardashian's Best Kimojis, Ranked From Actually Useful to Absolutely Insane

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So Kim Kardashian never broke the Internet. But she broke the App Store!
Or so she says, claiming her new line of emojis -- called Kimojis -- were in such high demand this morning that Apple couldn’t handle it. No surprise, seeing as it was personally endorsed by Kanye West himself. His review? “So dope.”
Anyway, here are 17 of the best Kimojis, starting with the ones you’d actually probably use and counting down to the ones that are full-on bonkers.
17. "AF"
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For those not hip to the kid’s slang, “AF” stands for “as f**k.” As in, “Those tacos look delicious AF.” (More on those tacos in a moment.) We would use this Kimoji...perhaps to an annoying degree.
16. Condom
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Why is this not in the regular emoji pack? Safe sex is IMPORTANT.
15. Bible
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We appreciate that the bible is right next to the gay pride flag, too.
14. Two Tacos
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We only recently got the taco emoji -- finally! -- but bless Kim K. for knowing that one taco is never enough. You always need at least two tacos.
13. Two Jugs of Milk
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Get it? It’s like how you use the eggplant emoji as a penis, except this is even less subtle?
12. Fish Taco
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We’re guessing this one isn’t food-related either.
11. Kim's Ugly Crying
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Because the little yellow crying face sometimes isn’t sad enough.
10. Trash Bags
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Not sure why Kim wanted this Kimoji included, or what she planned to use it for, but it could prove helpful for chore-related texts. Or when you want to call your hater a garbage person.
9. Kim's Butt
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Did we mention the Kimojis aren’t exactly subtle?
8. Jesus
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Not to be confused with the gold charm with Jesus in a crown of thorns.
7. Censored Boobs
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You have to be real confident in your sext game to include one of these.
6. Gang Signs
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Uhhhhhhhhh...
5. Tyrannosaurus rex
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At what point in the Kimoji development process was Kim like, “Oh, and we need a dinosaur head, too”?
4. Shower Sex
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Hahahahahaha.
3. Panty Dropper
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OH MY GOD.
2. Peaches and Cream
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Not to sound like a prude, but this Kimoji is disgusting. Do not send it to anyone.
1. Pregnant Kim Kardashian
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When would ANYONE that isn’t Kim Kardashian use this?
Now, continue the deep dive into the weird world of Kimojis in the below video: