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It's Blue Ivy's 4th Birthday -- and Here Are 16 Ways Beyonce's Daughter Is Better Than You

by John Boone 1:10 PM PST, January 07, 2016
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Sorry, Miss Tina, your birthday week is officially OVER.

Because four years ago today, the one true supreme, our future Illuminati overlord, a toddler born to two people who happen to be famous, Blue Ivy Carter, was born. The only child of Jay Z and Beyoncé will surely have an extra special b'day this year, as four is her parents' favorite number. It's even part of her name. (Ivy = IV = FOUR!)

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To celebrate, here are 16 -- because four times four equals -- things that Blue Ivy is definitely better at doing than you:

1. Blue Ivy is better at getting carried to private planes than you:

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2. Better at wearing matching bathing suits with Beyoncé on private yachts:

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3. And better at holding Beyoncé’s phone while Beyoncé is in her underwear:

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4. Blue Ivy is definitely better at burying Beyoncé in the sand than you:

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5. Better at hitting her marks on that choreo:

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6. Better at meeting and greeting her fans:

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“So nice to meet you, too.”

7. Blue Ivy is a better amateur entomologist than you:

Happy Valentine's Day 🐝🐝💋💋

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8. And a better gay icon than you:

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9. Blue Ivy is better at serving Madeline in Paris realness than you:

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10. Better at getting half a million likes for a picture of her toe:

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11. And better at getting 725,000 likes for a picture of her foot:

The blueprint 🐝

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Those extra toes are worth an extra 250k likes.

12. Blue Ivy is a better impressionistic painter than you:

💕💕💕💕💕

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13. She’s better at keeping her edges in check than you:

Coming to America🎃

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14. And better at presenting lifetime achievement awards on nationally broadcast shows than you:

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15. Blue Ivy is better at flossing on all you no’s:

😜❤️😘💋

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16. And, NBD, she’s better at looking like Beyoncé:

Sending love to Mothers around the world.

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Oh, and did we forget to mention that Blue Ivy wears $2,100 dresses from Bergdorf Goodman? When will your faves??

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