The star of Sarah Palin's Alaska endorsed the former host
of The Apprentice
for president and the Internet did not know what to do with itself.
On Tuesday, one-time politician Sarah Palin joined GOP frontrunner Donald Trump at a rally in Iowa, where she shouted at "farm families and teachers and teamsters and cops and cooks, you rock-and-rollers and holy rollers" and promised Trump would "kick ISIS' ass."
We think that's what happened, at least. We're still not totally sure what she was talking about.
Twitter didn't even both being subtly snarky when Trump announced he had secured the "coveted" and "influential" support of Dancing With the Stars Season 11 Second Runner-Up Bristol Palin's mom:
And then that speech, man. That speech.
There was one moment in particular that seemed like it was tailor-made for the Internet. A right wingin', bitter clingin', proud clingers of our guns, our god, and our religions Internet dream come to fruition:
And it all culminated in the inevitable Sarah Palin-Iggy Azalea mash-up. This is why you came into this post. This is a gift for which we're not sure what we did to deserve. Enjoy.
Meanwhile, Palin's 26-year-old son, Track, has been charged with domestic assault and possession of a weapon while intoxicated. Find out the latest on his legal situation: